Favorite Movie Quotes – Friday (the original)

“How the hell you gonna get fired on your day off?!”

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“Every time I come in the kitchen, you’re in the kitchen, in the got-damned refrigerator, eatin’ up all the food…”

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“Boy, I smelled your shit for 22 years, now you can’t smell mine for 5 minutes?”

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“You need a trade…take a look at that paper on the c-c-c-counter there…”

“Man, I ain’t trying to be no dog catcher!”

“Why not?”

“I don’t even like dogs…”

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“Whodafuck you go to the show with last night???”

“I didn’t go to the show last night!”

“Yes you did!  My sister-in-law’s baby cousin Tracy, she went to the show last night and she saw you there all hugged-up with some tramp! Now tell me who she was…”

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“My grandmama gave me that chain!”

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“Pop’s trippin’…he wants me to ask for my bike back…you know I wouldn’t trip…”

“THAT’S MY BIKE, PUNK!!!”

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“Hey hey hey hey hey…what are you doing?”

“I’m throwing this away, we ain’t even got no milk!”

“You better put some water on that damn shit!”

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“I got bit in the ass today, son, by a stinking-ass filthy dog…”

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“My neck! My back! My neck and my back!”

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“What’s up with your daddy’s hair?  Looks like a bunch of spiders having a meeting on his head!”

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(There are so many more, I really love this movie….)